A woman walked into a hair salon with her husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, “How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?” She quickly turned around and walked back out and never went back. Her husband didn’t say a word… he knew better.
Think before you speak - Part 1
Throw Papers Online!
Feeling bored in the office? Now there’s something you can do! Throw unlimited papers into the waste paper basket. Yeahoo… isn’t it fun? Well… nothing beats the real paper throwing activity. Read the rest of this entry »
A rich crusty old man
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window: “I want to open a damn checking account.” To which the astonished woman replies: “I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?” “Listen up bitch! I said, I want to open a damn checking account right now!” “I’m very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank.”
Having said this, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her problem customer. They both return and the manager asks the old geezer: “What seems to be the problem here?” “There’s no damn problem, sonny,” the elderly man says. “I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!” “I see,” says the manager thoughtfully. And you’re saying that this bitch here is giving you a hard time?”
Lesson II - If you are RICH, you can get away with almost anything.
Jumping Bunny
It’s christmas time for Jumping Bunnies on bells. Your aim as a white little bunny is to jump on as many bells as possible. As you jump from one bell to another you gain points. The best thing about the game is it isn’t violent at all. As you miss some bells and expect to be flatten like red tomatoes, you see your white bunny appear harmless. Yee haa… the invincible white bunny. Read the rest of this entry »
Search the keyword FAILURE in Google! You will be surprised!
Does anyone knows how this is even possible? It’s really strange… at the same time, kinda funny though. Could be an act of sabotage. Can anyone provide some insights into this search term?
The CEO and the Copy Machine
A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?” Certainly,” said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. “Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO. As his paper disappeared inside the machine. “I just need one copy.”
Lesson I - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything
Game of Disorientation
Ever been in a little maze whereby the maze spins around crazily while you move from one point to another? Read the rest of this entry »
How to get hired by being honest!
This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s restaurant in Florida; and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! Read the rest of this entry »
Defend your bunker
A great arcade game with superb soundtrack. You simply defend your bunker by shooting and blasting off oncoming enemies. Some tanks are small while some are bigger making them easier targets. As you earn cash and proceed new levels, you can upgrade weapons. Read the rest of this entry »
I like the way you are thinking
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
“Yeah teach?” he replies.
“If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?” asks the teacher. Read the rest of this entry »