Sleek Online Games and Jokes

This is a real gem!!

First-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked,”Boy. what is your problem?”

Boy. answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!”

Ms Neelam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal’s office. Read the rest of this entry »

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter.

The bartender walks up and asks what’s in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high, and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.

The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart! Read the rest of this entry »

By: Richard Chapo
Like death, paying taxes is inevitable. In the case of most Americans, tax season is just around the corner. If only paying taxes was so easy.

As you begin pulling out those receipts, the eraser and reading plain English tax instructions that Einstein couldn’t figure out, you’re going to need a good laugh. Here you go: Read the rest of this entry »

A woman walked into a hair salon with her husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, “How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?”  She quickly turned around and walked back out and never went back.  Her husband didn’t say a word… he knew better.

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window: “I want to open a damn checking account.” To which the astonished woman replies: “I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?” “Listen up bitch! I said, I want to open a damn checking account right now!” “I’m very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank.”

Having said this, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her problem customer. They both return and the manager asks the old geezer: “What seems to be the problem here?” “There’s no damn problem, sonny,” the elderly man says. “I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!” “I see,” says the manager thoughtfully. And you’re saying that this bitch here is giving you a hard time?”

Lesson II - If you are RICH, you can get away with almost anything.

Does anyone knows how this is even possible? It’s really strange… at the same time, kinda funny though. Could be an act of sabotage. Can anyone provide some insights into this search term?

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?” Certainly,” said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. “Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO. As his paper disappeared inside the machine. “I just need one copy.”

Lesson I - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything

This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s restaurant in Florida; and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! Read the rest of this entry »